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Cat Jokes

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What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?
I'm paw !

What is a French cat's favourite pudding ?
Chocolate mousse !

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?
She had mittens !

What do you get if cross a cat with a canary ?
Shredded tweet !

What's worse than raining cats and dogs ?
Hailing taxi cabs !

Why did the cat cross the road ?
It was the chicken's day off !

Jokes by: http---www.scatty.com      

                                                                                                          

 

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